The powers just come back on, 3 months powercut now that is taking the piss, now then me old mukka's, just got back online will be around at the weekend so we can do some catching up, seen a few interesting post already and I'll just let you know I haven't been wasting my time offline oh no, been reading a great book called HOW TO MURDER PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE MATES BUT SLAG YOU OFF FOR THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND, great read, LMFAO, laterz guys
 | len77 wrote on Mar 9, '07 Yeah Johnny, I told Andy he was going too far but he wouldn't listen...Look whats that up there.............. Marshy hang on I think I've distracted him .. |
 | Yo Dude Welcome back! New batteries in the maglite! Plenty of new faces round here!!! |
 | len77 wrote on Mar 10, '07 Think so, I'm keeping away though just in case.... |
 | len77 wrote on Mar 12, '07 Can't see him, can you ?? |
 | He's fucked off again! Batteries dead?!? |
 | No...........I broke a fooking bone in my foot and spent 7 hours in casualty, until I realised that being in a TV programme wouldn't make it better so I went to hospital, broken bones seem to be the in thing in our house at the moment..........OUCH |
 | len77 wrote on Mar 13, '07 How the F**k did you break a bone, fell over the dog on the way to the fridge eh???? |
 | marshmusic wrote on Mar 13, '07, edited on Mar 13, '07 How the F**k did you break a bone, fell over the dog  Dog & Bone .. get it ? .. Dog right ..... & Bone ..... Dog & .... er .. bone ... ( silence..)
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.. Set of C**ts !!! (lol) Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
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(Sreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch .. comes back..)
Btw dude .. Nice to see you back safe & well J.B .. ( well, of sorts..) You guys settled in now bud? .. |
 | I broke my bone kicking ass on the wild side..........er.....erm.....slipped on the wooden flooring......trudges off, reputation in tatters |
 | Yep, cheers Dean, lets just say it's been a tough few months but these things are sent to try us, how yer doing fella? |
 | len77 wrote on Mar 13, '07 Not that I care, but does anyone fancy a toasted ham sandwich ??? |
 | PS I hope the dogs alright?? |
 | Thanks Andy, nice to be back in touch mate |
 | marshmusic wrote on Mar 14, '07, edited on Mar 14, '07 Never bothered Pete Burns  Two Gays having sex behind Lenni's Bar, just going for the maximum insertion & a light beams down the alleyway .. Two coppers stood there with flash lights " Freeze.. its the Police.."
Startled and not wanting to get bust ( oHHhhhhhh) out pops "the batterer" and runs off whilst "the battered" (trousers round his ankles..) gets busted.. One of the cops sticks 'batty boy' in the back of the squad car, whilst the other continues to look for the other perp. A few alley ways up from the bar, the copper heres a noize and immediately zones in to the area where there are 3 or 4 big skip like wast bins .. "You f**king dirty little ba**ard" the cop says with homophobic anger in his voice .. " when i find yer ya dirty little get, im gonna stick this f**kin' torch right up yer arse.." .. instantly a meek voice replies .. "Im in the yellow bin.." pmsl
Er .. Lenni made me say it ;0 ) |
 | len77 wrote on Mar 14, '07 I'm a little peturbed that you associate my premises with that kind of activity.. |
 | vvvVVvvVvvVVVVVVVVVRRRROOOOOM ( Comes back..) BTW Fella hows the Ryan doing now? i take it he's on the mend now huh ? & hows ya broken foot mate ? |
 | johnnyb69 wrote on Jul 18, '07, edited on Jul 18, '07 Hey diamond geezer, young Ryan had his pins removed last week, operation went well and he should be back playing competetive footy by November, he's just had the news today that he's been picked for next seasons squad which he got quite emotional about (I don't think he thought the day would ever come when he could play again). Can I just go on record and say how proud we all are of him, throughout all the operations and struggles he's been through he's never once complained. I've seen my son go from being a frightened little boy to a determined young man. Fucking hell this smoke doesn't half sting the eyes.
My foots fine mate, it's a good job too, because Laura likes a good foot |
 | len77 wrote on Jul 19, '07 I'm too upset to talk. I'll comeback later... |
 | All good news JB... Glad all is on the up for you all!
Now about that site update you keep meaning to do........... |
 | Hey we only need a Steve Jones and were the Sex Pistols .. lol |
 | len77 wrote on Jul 20, '07 Here's Jonesy, someone had to finish the job .... |
 | Nice one ya Fuckin Rotter! |
 | 2,3,4, Here we go boys..........................She was a girl from Birmingham |
 | .. she's just had an abort-i-an |
 | len77 wrote on Jul 20, '07 I was never any good at lyrics.... |
 | Or darts.....................................................Runs like fuck |
 | or drummin' .................. wait up J.B !?! |
 | .... Pretty slow on the computer too with no broadband.... |
 | len77 wrote on Jul 21, '07 You can go and fuck yourselves.. |
 | .. 'kin Ozzy's huh ? .. lol |
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