Johnnys Joint

Blog EntryHERE'S JOHNNYMar 9, '07 12:39 PM
for everyone

The powers just come back on, 3 months powercut now that is taking the piss, now then me old mukka's, just got back online will be around at the weekend so we can do some catching up, seen a few interesting post already and I'll just let you know I haven't been wasting my time offline oh no, been reading a great book called HOW TO MURDER PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE MATES BUT SLAG YOU OFF FOR THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND, great read, LMFAO, laterz guys


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marshmusic wrote on Mar 9, '07
The powers just come back on,
Oh shit, he's back .. im fookin' off then !



COR BLIMEY GUV .. X
len77 wrote on Mar 9, '07
Yeah Johnny, I told Andy he was going too far but he wouldn't listen...Look whats that up there.............. Marshy hang on I think I've distracted him ..
andy69 wrote on Mar 9, '07
Yo Dude Welcome back! New batteries in the maglite! Plenty of new faces round here!!!
marshmusic wrote on Mar 10, '07
Has he gone yet ?
len77 wrote on Mar 10, '07
Think so, I'm keeping away though just in case....
marshmusic wrote on Mar 12, '07
len77 said
Think so, I'm keeping away though just in case....
.. wait up Lenni
len77 wrote on Mar 12, '07
Can't see him, can you ??
andy69 wrote on Mar 12, '07
He's fucked off again! Batteries dead?!?
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
No...........I broke a fooking bone in my foot and spent 7 hours in casualty, until I realised that being in a TV programme wouldn't make it better so I went to hospital, broken bones seem to be the in thing in our house at the moment..........OUCH
len77 wrote on Mar 13, '07
How the F**k did you break a bone, fell over the dog on the way to the fridge eh????
marshmusic wrote on Mar 13, '07, edited on Mar 13, '07
len77 said
How the F**k did you break a bone, fell over the dog
Dog & Bone .. get it ? .. Dog right ..... & Bone ..... Dog & .... er .. bone ... ( silence..)




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.. Set of C**ts !!! (lol) Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom







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(Sreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch .. comes back..)

Btw dude .. Nice to see you back safe & well J.B .. ( well, of sorts..) You guys settled in now bud? ..
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
I broke my bone kicking ass on the wild side..........er.....erm.....slipped on the wooden flooring......trudges off, reputation in tatters
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
Yep, cheers Dean, lets just say it's been a tough few months but these things are sent to try us, how yer doing fella?
len77 wrote on Mar 13, '07
Not that I care, but does anyone fancy a toasted ham sandwich ???
andy69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
er.....erm.....slipped on the wooden flooring......
Ya wooden believe it!!!

Anyhow hope things are lookin up Johnny Boy! All moved and settled in? Family ok?
Good to have ya back ere!
andy69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
PS I hope the dogs alright??
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
Thanks Andy, nice to be back in touch mate
marshmusic wrote on Mar 13, '07
how yer doing fella?
Dude .. im bonza fookin dog mate .. an all the better to see your sorry ass back on here again .. Right .. Now stop fookin abaat, get thee bleedin ales in, start the tranny & get the missus's 10 deniers over thee bonce .. were off to do a sortee over at Lenny's gay bar .. ( er .. tucks shirt in sharpish..) .. Raiding the fruit machine ! .. er .. does that mean picking Lenni's Pockets ?
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
Dude .. im bonza fookin dog mate .. an all the better to see your sorry ass back on here again .. Right .. Now stop fookin abaat, get thee bleedin ales in, start the tranny & get the missus's 10 deniers over thee bonce .. were off to do a sortee over at Lenny's gay bar .. ( er .. tucks shirt in sharpish..) .. Raiding the fruit machine ! .. er .. does that mean picking Lenni's Pockets ?
Are we going in the back entrance again?
marshmusic wrote on Mar 13, '07
Are we going in the back entrance again?
I dont think its legal to take a tranny up the back entrance mate ..
johnnyb69 wrote on Mar 13, '07
I dont think its legal to take a tranny up the back entrance mate ..
Never bothered Pete Burns
marshmusic wrote on Mar 14, '07, edited on Mar 14, '07
Never bothered Pete Burns
Two Gays having sex behind Lenni's Bar, just going for the maximum insertion & a light beams down the alleyway .. Two coppers stood there with flash lights " Freeze.. its the Police.."

Startled and not wanting to get bust ( oHHhhhhhh) out pops "the batterer" and runs off whilst "the battered" (trousers round his ankles..) gets busted..
One of the cops sticks 'batty boy' in the back of the squad car, whilst the other continues to look for the other perp. A few alley ways up from the bar, the copper heres a noize and immediately zones in to the area where there are 3 or 4 big skip like wast bins .. "You f**king dirty little ba**ard" the cop says with homophobic anger in his voice .. " when i find yer ya dirty little get, im gonna stick this f**kin' torch right up yer arse.." .. instantly a meek voice replies .. "Im in the yellow bin.." pmsl


Er .. Lenni made me say it ;0 )
len77 wrote on Mar 14, '07
I'm a little peturbed that you associate my premises with that kind of activity..
marshmusic wrote on Jul 18, '07
HOW TO MURDER PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE MATES BUT SLAG YOU OFF FOR THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND
... D'ya know mate, have i ever, EVER, told you i think your a f'kin great lad ? ..

TAXI . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. ... . .......VR OOO OOO OOOooooooooooooooooooooooooom
marshmusic wrote on Jul 18, '07
vvvVVvvVvvVVVVVVVVVRRRROOOOOM ( Comes back..) BTW Fella hows the Ryan doing now? i take it he's on the mend now huh ? & hows ya broken foot mate ?
johnnyb69 wrote on Jul 18, '07, edited on Jul 18, '07
Hey diamond geezer, young Ryan had his pins removed last week, operation went well and he should be back playing competetive footy by November, he's just had the news today that he's been picked for next seasons squad which he got quite emotional about (I don't think he thought the day would ever come when he could play again). Can I just go on record and say how proud we all are of him, throughout all the operations and struggles he's been through he's never once complained. I've seen my son go from being a frightened little boy to a determined young man. Fucking hell this smoke doesn't half sting the eyes.

My foots fine mate, it's a good job too, because Laura likes a good foot
marshmusic wrote on Jul 19, '07
I've seen my son go from being a frightened little boy to a determined young man.
Well they say when something 'bad' happens to someone, its a true test of character .. Nice that he's on the mend dude, and great news that he's been selected for the team also, with all the s**t thats gone on of late, i bet he's well chuffed .. an' your right bro' .. its a little smokey in 'ere innit ?
;0 )
len77 wrote on Jul 19, '07
I'm too upset to talk. I'll comeback later...
andy69 wrote on Jul 20, '07
All good news JB... Glad all is on the up for you all!

Now about that site update you keep meaning to do...........
marshmusic wrote on Jul 20, '07
Hey we only need a Steve Jones and were the Sex Pistols .. lol
len77 wrote on Jul 20, '07
Here's Jonesy, someone had to finish the job ....
andy69 wrote on Jul 20, '07
Nice one ya Fuckin Rotter!
marshmusic wrote on Jul 20, '07
filthy f'ker..
johnnyb69 wrote on Jul 20, '07
2,3,4, Here we go boys..........................She was a girl from Birmingham
marshmusic wrote on Jul 20, '07
.. she's just had an abort-i-an
len77 wrote on Jul 20, '07
I was never any good at lyrics....
johnnyb69 wrote on Jul 20, '07
Or darts.....................................................Runs like fuck
marshmusic wrote on Jul 21, '07
or drummin' .................. wait up J.B !?!
andy69 wrote on Jul 21, '07
.... Pretty slow on the computer too with no broadband....
len77 wrote on Jul 21, '07
You can go and fuck yourselves..
marshmusic wrote on Jul 21, '07
len77 said
You can go and fuck yourselves..
such charm ..
andy69 wrote on Jul 21, '07
Nice words!
marshmusic wrote on Jul 21, '07
.. 'kin Ozzy's huh ? .. lol
andy69 wrote on Jul 21, '07
No fekin respect.... lol
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